Author Archives: Honey Badger

Like…holy crap. You want a goddamn explosion of flavor in your mouth trap? Then follow this recipe and thank me later. And feel free to add some bacon bits (not the store-bought crap, some actual cooked bacon) for extra…YUM Ingredients: Either use store-bought puff pastry, or the same dough recipe that can be found withContinue reading “Whaaaa?? Blue Cheese, Caramelized Onions, and Fig Jam Tarts!”

I see you…you’re eating chicken to be healthy, but there’s a part of your soul that screams “give me some breading and some wine, dammit!” Well, this recipe is for you: Chicken Piccata! Ingredients: 2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts 1/2 cup AP flour 3-4 tbsp olive oil (the good shit) 4 tbsp butter 3-4 clovesContinue reading “Chicken Piccccccccata!”

Cute, delicious, and packed with hearty goddamn flavor…we’re talking veggie pot pies! Easily make these non-veg by just…you know…adding some cooked chicken or something. But really, you don’t fucking need it. Trust me. You will need 4 medium-sized ramekins. If you’re doing this in a single large pan I would guess a 9×9 Ingredients (forContinue reading “Veggie Pot Pies!”

Want to feel like you OWN the kitchen? You’re the biggest culinary BAMF of all time?? Impress everyone you know, and half the folks you don’t know?? Then let’s make one of the most impressive, delicious dishes you will EVER have. (*NOTE this recipe is modified from one from the culinary god, Gordon Ramsay) Ingredients:Continue reading “Beef…wait for it…Wellington!”

What’s tasty, filling, and healthy all at the same time? Chicken damn marsala! Real talk…try to get dry marsala wine but if you can’t, a good madeira will do just fine. Sherry in an absolute pinch, but then don’t hold me to the perfect flavor! Ingredients: 3-4 boneless skinless chicken breasts 1/3 cup all-purpose (AP)Continue reading “Chicken Marsala…what???”

It’s time for some Gordon Ramsay level shit again…create a fancy-ass dish that’s way easier than most people would ever believe! Ingredients: Steps:

If you make some bomb-ass pasta, you’re going to need some bomb-ass pasta sauce to go with it! Here’s 3 recipes guaranteed to please. Recipe 1: Alfredo Ingredients 1/2 cup unsalted butter 2 cup heavy cream 4 oz cream cheese 1 tsp garlic powder 1/2 tsp Italian seaoning Salt and Pepper, to taste 2 cupsContinue reading “Sauces and Shit!”

A classic for years, tiramisu is so simple, so fucking quick and easy…and SO delicious! Ingredients: 4 large eggs, separated (save the whites for another recipe – you’ll only need the yolks) 1/2 white cane sugar 3/4 cup heavy cream 8 p mascarpone 2 cups extra strong coffee 4 tbsp cognac / brandy 2 tbspContinue reading “Tira-fucking-misu!”

Savory mushrooms + fresh peas + rice + cheese + more cheese = FUCK YES. Dive in! Ingredients: 7-8 cups vegetable or chicken broth, warmed (not boiling) 3 tbsp olive oil (just the regular shit) 1/2 yellow or white onion, finely diced 16 oz cremini mushrooms, sliced 3-4 cloves of garlic, finely diced or micro-gratedContinue reading “Mushroom and Pea Risotto!”

Light, elegant, and satisfying as fuck. Just don’t reheat these leftovers in your work’s microwave. Ingredients: 8 oz fresh or thawed shrimp, deveined and deshelled 5-6 fresh sea scallops 8 oz angel hair pasta 2 tbsp olive oil 2 cloves of garlic, finely diced or grated 1/2 cup finely diced yellow onion 3/4 cup dryContinue reading “Seafood Scampi Pasta!”