Homemade Veggie Dumplings!

Want some amazing dumplings but don’t want to pay for takeaway? Just follow this recipe below! You could use premade dumpling wrappers…but then this wouldn’t be Honey Badger’s kitchen! Take the time to make wrappers from scratch for an out-of-this-world experience! Ingredients: 3 1/2 cups AP flour 1 cup warm water 3 tbsp olive oilContinue reading “Homemade Veggie Dumplings!”

Easy Peasy Cheesy Bites!

Everyone loves shit like cheeze-its, goldfish, etc. But what if you could make this shit yourself, healthier, and at a fraction of the cost?? Well, here you go! Ingredients: 8 oz sharp cheddar cheese, shredded 4 tbps unsalted butter 1 cup AP flour 1 tsp kosher salt 2 tbsp cold-ass water Instructions: Pulse all ingredientsContinue reading “Easy Peasy Cheesy Bites!”

Orgasm-Worthy Pull-Apart Bread

Yup, you read that right. This shit is a-fucking-mazing. And if you’ve never made bread before, this is perfect for you! Super easy, SUPER delicious…you really can’t go wrong! Mix up the herbs to your choosing but most importantly…enjoy!! Ingredients for the Bread: 1 packet of instant dry yeast 1 tbsp white granulated sugar 3/5Continue reading “Orgasm-Worthy Pull-Apart Bread”

Hot hot HOT Tamales!

Slightly time-consuming if putting together solo, but easy as pie and even tastier! These tamales are always a major hit and freeze for months…so make a double batch and enjoy for a long, long time! Ingredients: 25-30 dried corn husks 1 1/4 cup unsalted butter 4 cups masa harina 1 1.5 tbsp kosher salt 2Continue reading “Hot hot HOT Tamales!”

One Pot Creamy Broccoli and Spinach Orzo

This dinner is like an orgy of awesomeness: one-pot for easy clean-up, super quick start-to-finish, HEALTHY loaded with veggies, and oh-so comforting! dive in! Ingredients: 2 tbsp olive oil (the decent shit) 2 crowns of broccoli, chopped (should equal 3+ cups) 4 cloves garlic, minced 16 oz orzo pasta 1/2 tsp paprika 1/8 tsp cayenneContinue reading “One Pot Creamy Broccoli and Spinach Orzo”

Best Damn Brussel Sprouts EVA!

Hey all! Apologies for the short hiatus, but Honey Badger is back in full swing! The last few weeks were a bit insane, so I resorted to some super easy, super tasty, super ‘healthy’ dishes I craved. One being…the best goddamn brussel sprouts recipe of your life. I’m sure I’m spelling something wrong, but IContinue reading “Best Damn Brussel Sprouts EVA!”

Easy One Pot Lemon Ricotta Pasta!

Can this whole thing actually be done in a single pot? Is it seriously so tasty that it feels like creamy gourmet goodness? Does a honey badger shit in the woods?…..well, the answer to the first two questions at least is YES. Ingredients: 16 oz short, curvy pasta (cavatappi, rotini, fusilli…whatever you prefer!) 2 cupContinue reading “Easy One Pot Lemon Ricotta Pasta!”

Baked Lemon Butter Chicken Thighs with Couscous

This is one of those weeknight, no fuss, don’t-give-a-shit-but-want-to-appear-like-you-do meals! Loaded with flavor, comes together in less than an hour, and the easiest clean-up! Ingredients (for the chicken): 4 chicken thighs, bone-in and skin-on 4 tbsp unsalted butter 5-6 cloves garlic, smashed 2 tbsp lemon juice (the juice from one lemon) 1 tsp Italian seasoningContinue reading “Baked Lemon Butter Chicken Thighs with Couscous”